Afterburner

Afterburner is a really boring game. Here’s everything there is to know about it:

• Try to shoot the planes
• You can shoot missiles by locking on and hitting B
• Use your missiles for far planes, guns for near ones
• You might reasonably worry about running out of missiles, but don’t: you have tons
• If the enemy planes shoot a missile at you, wiggle around a lot
• If you wiggle enough, you can roll to fly upside down
• If you successfully wiggle a lot, you’ll move on to the next level, which are differentiated by different color bands. You can move from blue color bands (water?) to green (forest?) to black (nighttime?)

Also, it’s boring to play, but it’s nauseating to watch. Literally.

C’mon, at least the other ones have been interesting to make fun of….

Gameplay: 3
Creativity: 0